Disgruntled Employee of the Month*
We know many of you buy t-shirts to wear in work and show off the fact you are a disgruntled employee. We thought we'd have a competition to brighten up your work day by giving away a free t-shirt each month to someone who hates their job enough to email us to complain.
How to enter
Email us explaining why you hate your job in less than 200 words. Please include your name or nickname, location and your job title. Deadline
is the last day of each month. We'll pick our favourite entry and announce
the winner here. Our decision is final. If you don't win this month, try
again next month!
The Prize
A free disgruntled employee of the month t-shirt
Current Disgruntled Employee of the Month
Our thanks to Barry from Essex for his winning entry. Barry we understand the pain of the postal worker at Christmas.
Your t-shirt is on the way to you. Keep the
reasons coming. The deadline is midnight on the last day of each month.
Disgruntled Employee of the Month Hall of Fame
| Date |
Employee Name |
Location |
Job Title |
Reason for being Disgruntled |
|
December 2007 |
Barry |
Essex |
Postal Worker |
It's not my fault that I don't have your package. You should have ordered your items from the internet earlier. |
|
November 2007 |
Phil |
Coventry |
Professional Slacker |
It's hard work being this lazy |
|
October 2007 |
Carl |
San Diego |
Software Engineer |
My manager is an idiot who cannot manage and cannot program. He's a glorified seat warmer. |
|
September 2007 |
Karen |
Dundee |
Teacher |
The children get worse each year and I get more and more wrinkles because of the stress |
|
August 2007 |
Jake |
Liverpool |
Construction Worker |
It's hard dirty work but at least in the summer you normally get a tan but we just get the floods. |
|
July 2007 |
Star |
Bristol |
Steward at Glastonbury |
I spent the entire weekend up to my armpits in mud at the back entrance miles away from any action |
|
June 2007 |
Ian |
Bognor Regis |
Redcoat |
I'm a redcoat that's enough of a reason |
|
May 2007 |
Wayne |
Tampa, Fl |
Life Guard |
I save stupid fat rich kids from drowning and all I get is barfed on by the ungrateful ***** |
|
Apr 2007 |
Becky |
Chester |
Clerical Stuff |
My boss thought it would be good to play an april fools joke on me by putting a mouse in my desk. He won't be laughing when I claim harassment |
|
Mar 2007 |
Jill |
Hull |
Customer Service |
I answer idiotic questions from joe public pretending they are always right. |
|
Feb 2007 |
Paul |
London |
Researcher |
I spent months researching something to find out it was done 10 years ago. |
|
Jan 2007 |
Dave |
Canada |
Sales |
I spend all day kissing ass to get that sale and they still say no! They take the freebies and run |
|
Dec 2006 |
Shopping Centre Santa |
Hull |
Santa |
It may only be once a year but that's enough. Whinging children, moaning parents, crying babies, annoying elves. I need valium to get through the day. |
|
Nov 2006 |
Amy |
Glasgow |
PA |
I spend my days lying to the wife of my boss covering up his dirty affairs. This was not advertised in my job description. |
|
Oct 2006 |
Michael |
Devon |
Geek |
I fix the mistakes of others and my boss takes the credit |
|
Sept 2006 |
Diane |
Iowa |
Cook |
I am a college-educated prep cook! |
|
Aug 2006 |
Lionel |
Weston-Super-Mare |
Data Input |
My boss is always giving me shit but I get paid less than the cleaners |
|
July 2006 |
Tom |
Idaho |
Code Monkey |
My project is so far behind schedule I'd have to
go back in time to before I was born to catch up. |
|
June 2006 |
Paddy |
Derry |
HR |
My office is in an industrial wasteland so far
out of the city that I cross a time zone when I go to work. |
*Baseacid employees are not allowed to enter. |
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