Some more information about our staff

I thought I'd lead by example and do my profile first:

Name: Molly Base

Age: Old enough to remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery!

Job Title: Boss, Governor, Oh Masterful one. The one who does all the work.

Likes

• Cheese, pizza with extra cheese, cheese on toast.  Did I mention cheese?
• Movies, TV and computers 
• Anything that involves sitting down and can be done while eating and drinking.
• T-shirts and hoodies of course
• Travel, lots and lots of travel

Dislikes

• Not enough cheese on my pizza
• Working 9-5, why not 12-8?
• Bosses
• Public Displays of Affection. Who are you trying to convince me or you?
• Old men in sports cars
• People who are continuously late
• Pouring out my cereal and realising someone has used all the milk

Most likely to be spotted: Doing something related to t-shirts

Most likely to say: “I don’t discriminate, I hate everyone”, "Where's the cheese?".

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My right hand man.  He even let me run him over (quite literally, see videos for proof). 

Name: Hugh Falcon

Age: Aged 100 years by cynicism and misanthropy

Job Title: Creative Media Consultant, SFX Technician, Knight of the Apocalypse (unofficial)

Likes

• Pizza
• Coke
• Swords and guns
• Intelligent TV Shows
• Knowing humour

Dislikes

• People
• Terrorism
• Ignorance

Most likely to be spotted: Eating pizza / drinking coke in front of a computer

Most likely to say:  "A man who knows, and knows well that he knows..."

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My right hand woman.  This mysterious creature works hard in the background making sure stuff happens. 

Name: Rach G

Age: Not too old to still play with toys, create funny videos and have fun.  Acts like a teenager but moans like an OAP.

Job Title: Creative Director, Research and Development Technician and Puppet Master.

Likes

• Dr Pepper and Coke
• Dexter, Alias, Bones, Prison Break, Heroes, CSI, Dirt, Studio 60 to name a few
• Shared jokes
• Staying in nice hotels
• Stuff that needs electricity and glows
• Coming up with big ideas
• Falcon helping me execute the big ideas

Dislikes

• Pepsi, it just sucks and Pepsi max is evil.
• PhDs in popular culture such as karaoke and TV programs.
• Not being able to find my keys and then realising they are in my hand
• People who ask stupid questions
• Lies
• Cheaters
• Life being unfair

Most likely to be spotted: Drinking coke, talking about the latest big idea in a coffee shop.

Most likely to say:  "Grab the camera and duct tape.  We're ready to rock and roll."

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Every company needs a dogsbody

Name: Billy 'Jim' Bob

Age: Add 2, carry the 1, multiply by 3 and the answer is: computer error

Job Title: Dogsbody aka the dog’s bollocks. I do the crap no one else wants to do.

Likes

• Guinness, the black stuff, Irish goodness. It’s not just alcohol, it’s a way of life.
• PUNK ROCK. Don’t stop! Anything punk rock
• TV, TV and more TV
• Fish, they’re cool
• The colour blue
• Doughnuts, the ones with jam (jelly for you Americans)
• I suppose I have to say t-shirts

Dislikes

• Being overworked
• People who cannot pour me a pint of Guinness
• High maintenance women. Chill out! I don’t need to phone you every five minutes nor do I need 20 missed calls on my phone
• Films with subtitles. I’m more of a picture person, I don’t like reading unnecessarily

Most likely to be spotted: On the floor of some punk club, holding on in case I fall off.

Most likely to say: "There’s not enough punk on it. We need more punk.", "oi oi oi"

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The science geek.

Name: Aaron

Age: I am 371 Earth Years

Job Title: Scientific Officer (Azo dyes expert)

Likes

• Gaming
• Gaming
• Coming up with stuff that circles in my cranium
• Free beer
• Bruce Lee
• Aliens and Junk
• Movies
• Gaming

Dislikes

• Lack of manners
• George Bush
• War
• Long haul flights
• Chuck Norris
• Being spat on
• No bog roll in the bathroom
• Non T-shirt wearing mother fu@kers!

Most likely to be spotted: In the virtual world clocking up the head shots.

Most likely to say: "You have insulted my family, and you have insulted the Shaolin Temple"

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One of our more recent additions to the staff!

Name: Big D (my picture does not do me justice)

Age: Old enough to work in a sweatshop

Job Title: General sweatshop worker. It's hot in here!

Likes

• Sports my man. If it involves a ball I like it. If it does not involve a ball it is not a sport.
• Scratching myself. Oh it feels good. Or someone else to scratch that itch for me
• Beer, Beer and Beer. The good stuff from Prague.
• Mopeds. The quickest and most deadly method of getting through traffic.
• Fried food. It's not worth eating until it's deep fried the way momma made it.
• Everyone says TV but it's true. 8 hrs working, 8 hours sleeping and 8 hours watching TV: that's life
• I'm a hoodie man.

Dislikes

• An itch that I cannot reach, very annoying.
• White van men, they see it as their job in life to run motorcyclists off the road

Everything else is all good!

Most likely to be spotted: On my moped being run off the road by white van men. Playing sports, watching sports in person, watching sports on TV, talking about sports.

Most likely to say: "you beeping white van man get some glasses", "go on you [insert name of sports team]"

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One of our part-timers. He's still an undergraduate and we're helping fund his student years of booze, computer games and the occasional lecture in return for his excellent skills at packing and dispatch.

Name: PT, Pete or Part-Time Pete

Age: The youngest member of baseacid.

Job Title: Dispatch, packing, stuff part-timers do.

Likes

• the student life: daytime TV, booze, computer games, going out, eating take out every night
• computer games: shooting things
• geek t-shirts
• TV (late night and daytime)
• computers
• the students' union bar: cheap beer and cool music..

Dislikes

• early morning lectures
• late afternoon lectures
• lectures in general
• being poor

Most likely to be spotted: Anywhere but a lecture. Students' Union, playing computer games, watching TV, drinking beer.

Most likely to say: "huh", "hmmm"

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MB is not an official member of staff but he's our IT consultant and deserves some credit. If there's a geek problem that we cannot fix we call MB and his geek utility belt. We've written this bio for him. If you need an all-round IT consultancy service check out his company, IT Consulting NI, someone there will be able to fix your computer problem

Name: MB

Age: Older than the rest of the baseacid crew.

Job Title: IT consultant aka the guy you phone when your computer explodes.

Likes

• Gadgets: anything that's shiny, needs batteries, glows and beeps.
• Coffee, drinking coffee, talking about coffee, buying coffee, reading about coffee, dreaming about coffee, gate crashing coffee conventions.
• PDA Phones, the kind that organise your life and require a backpack to carry.
• Motorbikes. Vroom Vroom.

Dislikes

• A poor cup of coffee. What does it take to get a good cup of coffee around here?

Most likely to be spotted: At a computer, installing/fixing computers and all that jazz, in a coffee shop, drinking coffee, buying geek accessories, speeding by on his motorbike.

Most likely to say: “you don't add sugar to espresso!", "have you tried turning it off and on?".

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